Bear v Shark

[Shades]

A friend posted this on Facebook. The timing is coincidental (and thus spooky).

[LOBO]

Go ahead... jump in my mouth!

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[shanerozzell]

I say bear cos it has three attacks vrs the sharks one. Plus the bear has +1 iniative and +3 claws of wounding.

[Darklord]

I vote for killer whale ......... :D

Sorry thats a Dolphin not a shark!!

[NeatPete]

Could either of them fake down one of these?

[wiccanpony]

I vote for killer whale ......... :D

[NeatPete]

Ha-ha! you all crack me up.

Best thread of the week.

[Cubster]

Yeah, but I once saw a Greenland shark with a fin full of lottery tickets. It had won $100 on one and went out to buy another hundred tickets.

[LOBO]

Greenland sharks aren't stupid, they are just slow due to their protein levels in their blood, proportions to their body symmetry, and conservation of energy in movement to compensate for the extreme cold temperatures that they endure.

I think DL should add a poll to this thread. What you think?

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[Cubster]

think its over! Oh, and here is a good link Polar Bear vs Greenland Shark and Shark wins!

But Greenland sharks are supposed to be very stupid and possessed of an odd fatalism. Eskimos (no, I won't call them Inuits, that's just stupid and has no more accurate meaning than Eskimo) catch them by bunging some rotting seal guts into a fishing hole, waiting for the shark to to turn and then grabbing them by the gills and pulling them out. They don't put up much fight. I presume this would have to be a smaller one though.

[Cubster]

What type of shark?

What type of bear?

Clearly a dogfish v polar bear match-up would be over fairly quickly, but then so would a red panda v bull shark deathmatch.

If we took, say, a tiger shark and put it in a paddling pool against a grizzly ... I'd have to bet on the grizzly.

How about a grizzly riding a great white against a polar bear riding a killer whale?

[Undave]

Loan shark


Vs. Bear...


I'd rather not speculate...

[LOBO]

I think it depends of the variant of Bear and Shark. Any Bear vs a Great White and I think its over! Oh, and here is a good link Polar Bear vs Greenland Shark and Shark wins! http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2008/08/15/polar-bear-shark.html


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lol

[NeatPete]

I made it great white vs Grizzly. I personally think 4ft would hinder them both enough to make it interesting, but he's got a point, Sharks like to come from underneath and bears like to sorta pounce on stuff from above, so I think bear has the advantage here. I'm changing my pick.

[Darklord]

of course a shark can manouver in 4 ft of water - agrument dismissed!