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    For those who don't know the rhythm, lines 1,2 & 5 need to rhyme with each other and lines 3&4 rhyme with each other. This is a limerick.

    There was a gay lad from Khartoum,
    Who took a lesbian up to his room.
    They spent the whole night,
    In a hell of a fight,
    Over who should do what, and to whom.

    The rules are -
    - Every reply needs to be the next line of the limerick.
    - Please try to keep to the correct rhythm and rhyme.
    - Only one line per reply and no consecutive replies by the same person.
    - Whoever supplies the final (5th) line to a limerick must also supply the first line of the next limerick in their reply (this overrides the rule above about only one line).
    - Moral brownie points go to anyone who is able to set the following person up with a suggestive rhyme - 'sick', 'bits', 'Nantucket' etc.. and to those who, supplied with such an easy tap-in are able to sidestep the bear-trap and give a more imaginative answer.
    - Be creative ... and weird.

    We begin ...

    A website that catered for nerds,
    "You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me, it's a full time job."
    Lt. Bromhead to Prince Dabulamanzi before the Battle of Rorke's Drift.

  • #2
    Which censored some very odd words
    "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area" - UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer
    "I think they should all be topless, they're just more fun that way" - Vegascat
    "I once hit a guy in the face with a crap" - NeatPete
    "The doctor put me on a course of placebos," said the lady in the straw hat. "But I don't take them. I'm saving them all up for a mock suicide attempt."
    "Unleash a rancid potpourri of lunacy!" - Games Workshop Website.
    "I used to be Sheogorath but I took an arrow to the knee."

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    • #3
      Found itself stuck,
      "You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me, it's a full time job."
      Lt. Bromhead to Prince Dabulamanzi before the Battle of Rorke's Drift.

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      • #4
        When words contained ****
        "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area" - UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer
        "I think they should all be topless, they're just more fun that way" - Vegascat
        "I once hit a guy in the face with a crap" - NeatPete
        "The doctor put me on a course of placebos," said the lady in the straw hat. "But I don't take them. I'm saving them all up for a mock suicide attempt."
        "Unleash a rancid potpourri of lunacy!" - Games Workshop Website.
        "I used to be Sheogorath but I took an arrow to the knee."

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        • #5
          Instead of 'the bees and the birds'.



          When pulling my pants up one morn,
          "You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me, it's a full time job."
          Lt. Bromhead to Prince Dabulamanzi before the Battle of Rorke's Drift.

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          • #6
            I realized "my god they are torn"

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            • #7
              So to cover my shame,
              "You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me, it's a full time job."
              Lt. Bromhead to Prince Dabulamanzi before the Battle of Rorke's Drift.

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              • #8
                I adjusted my aim
                "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area" - UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer
                "I think they should all be topless, they're just more fun that way" - Vegascat
                "I once hit a guy in the face with a crap" - NeatPete
                "The doctor put me on a course of placebos," said the lady in the straw hat. "But I don't take them. I'm saving them all up for a mock suicide attempt."
                "Unleash a rancid potpourri of lunacy!" - Games Workshop Website.
                "I used to be Sheogorath but I took an arrow to the knee."

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                • #9
                  And invented a quick-draw shoot game.



                  I wonder how many must read,
                  "You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me, it's a full time job."
                  Lt. Bromhead to Prince Dabulamanzi before the Battle of Rorke's Drift.

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                  • #10
                    And how many other will bleed

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                    • #11
                      Whilst scratching their head,
                      "You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me, it's a full time job."
                      Lt. Bromhead to Prince Dabulamanzi before the Battle of Rorke's Drift.

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