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  • "Stop robbing that shop or I will smack you with my pension book....."

    She could have been shot or something, so it is a mad thing to have done, but you cannot doubt the power of grandmothers as a crime deterrent here!

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-12388964

    http://www.itv.com/anglia/armed-robbery-footage07521/

  • #2
    ROFL! How crap were they?

    I've got to show Unwife this (she's from Northampton).
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    • #3
      I saw this last night. The thing the struck me the most is that other passers by didn't do anything until the old lady got involved.

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      • #4
        True, I thought when I saw it that at least you can hear someone calling the Police but a few people just walk straight past.

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        • #5
          Didn't want to get hit with the sledge hammer they were using on the windows. Oh, and this is just down the road from me - I passed by after it had happened and saw the road cordoned off, the road I needed to go down!
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          • #6
            Didn't know sledgehammers could be used to shoot people....

            Good on the old bird, she's one tough cookie I'll giver her that.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by warhammergrimace View Post
              Didn't know sledgehammers could be used to shoot people....
              Don't think they actually had guns; 'armed' just means they had 'weapons'. they just smashed acouple of hholes in the wiindows to get their hands through. Useless bunch of tossers.
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              • #8
                Stupid woman
                Oooh. That's a BINGO!
                This is grapeshot. This is what it does.

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                • #9
                  She wouldn't have known that's all they were armed with.

                  Come on Wag admit it was you and have done with it!

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                  • #10
                    I bet Wag regularly wanders up and down Gold Street dressed as an old woman looking for chavs to batter:slap:
                    "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area" - UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer
                    "I think they should all be topless, they're just more fun that way" - Vegascat
                    "I once hit a guy in the face with a crap" - NeatPete
                    "The doctor put me on a course of placebos," said the lady in the straw hat. "But I don't take them. I'm saving them all up for a mock suicide attempt."
                    "Unleash a rancid potpourri of lunacy!" - Games Workshop Website.
                    "I used to be Sheogorath but I took an arrow to the knee."

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                    • #11
                      Hat off for this woman!
                      We are blind to the world within us

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