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  • A big bag of bull****.

    So... A Saturday night at the Radom house.

    Me and the wife "celebrate" 8 years of marriage and 14 years as a couple on tuesday. Cool. Peaks and valleys, but mostly peaks. So... she goes out and buys me an early present. 36 cans of Molson Canadian Beer. Honey! How did you know!?!?!?!

    Get this. She goes out with her mom for a couple hours. I get both our kids to sleep, which was half miracle and half sunstroke I am sure. So she comes home, thinking it's time for romance I start talkin' nice to her. I mean, Barry White kinda smooth tones kinda nice. If you know what I mean. She yawns.

    SHE ****ING YAWNS!!!!

    So. Ego a little bruised, and blood a little displaced, I ask her if she's tired and wants to go to bed (always thinking, might trap her there!) she says "I'm beat. Long day with the kids. I'm going to SLEEP. You can stay up, but don't drink all that beer.".

    Translation...

    "Listen Rambo! There's a jungle full of Viet Cong behind you. I'm telling you NOT to go in there! I've gotta go. But listen, do NOT go in there! I am ORDERING you to stay here and guard this M-60 and case of hand grenades.".

    So. I get at 'er. Not my fault. I got **** to do tomorrow, a MASSIVE amount of house karma built up and so on.

    She comes down a bit ago and get's pissed off. "It's 3:00am! I shouldn't have to wake up to your crappy singing, you drunk *******!". I call bull****.

    Firstly, my singing is awesome.

    Secondly, if you punch Bruce Banner in the face you have to expect a reaction. It's not like I smashed the house, leapt off in the distance, and waited by the road hitchiking with the sad walking away music. All I did was drink some beer, listen to some music and sing some Hall and Oates a little too loud.

    Relax lady! Just like Mel Gibson, I just don't know "What Women Want".

    Gotta go. Peter Gabriel just hit my shuffle mix. Shock the Monkey FTW!
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    -Chuck "the Truck" Wallace

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    :slap:
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    • #3
      er....... Happy Anniversary?

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      • #4
        Ah the joys of married life, I remember those days.

        Happy Aniversary.
        Some people have one of those days, I have one of those lives.

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        • #5
          sleep well hope the hang over is worth it
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          • #6
            she shoulda just put up with a couple minutes of sex... what is wrong with women? don't they get it? at least you tried.

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            • #7
              You see, you went wrong with Hall & Oates.
              The eyes!, the EYES!!

              ...tapping fingers impatiently...

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              • #8
                have you ever tried romance.....that may have worked, rather than fancy a quick **** upstairs, LOL
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                • #9
                  I didn't think it was possible to sing Hall & Oates too loud.
                  Are you saying Grade A, or Grey Day?

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                  • #10
                    Hang on a sec...!!! It was my Anniversary (17 years) on Saturday....and The Wife crimped on the couch as soon as My son had gone to bed...and then she woke up and got the huff because I was drinking a few cans that she'd bought me...so she went to bed...and gave me grief a few hours later when I woke her up coming to bed because "It's after 2, you noisy...!!!".

                    You're copying my life...:horro:
                    WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I FELL FROM GRACE? FROZEN HEART, AN EMPTY SPACE...

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                    • #11
                      I lolled. Anniversaries tend to mean anything but that nowadays...
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by warhammergrimace View Post
                        have you ever tried romance.....that may have worked, rather than fancy a quick **** upstairs, LOL
                        I've tried romance before. Worked great! Twice even!

                        Which is why we have the two kids now. Which tends to mean romance usually means tender nothings whispered in ears like "Shut up, you'll wake the kids!" or things like "He just started a new mario level, that should keep him busy for exactly 8 minutes. Lot's of time!". That kind of stuff.

                        Actually reminded me of a funny story I had forgotten about. A couple years ago on our anniversary I thought it would be romantic to carry my wife up to bed. Well... since we got married I have blown my back out. And my wife has put on a small amount of weight. And I have gotten weaker etc. And we've moved to a four level split which means three flights of stairs to get from the basement to the bedroom. She wasn't impressed when I had to take a break on the main level and catch my breath. I wasn't impressed when I stepped on an R2-D2 action figure in the hall to the bedroom. After the deed was done, the wife says "Did you remember to put the load of clothes into the dryer?". Yep. Romance isn't just dead at Chateau Radom, it was decapitated, quartered, burned, and the ashes blown into space on four seperate rockets in four different directions.

                        Lost Boy, that is eerie!
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                        • #13
                          ohh man... I have to reconsider my life to be... :shock::horro:
                          Err..is human right..

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                          • #14
                            I must admit I can't carry Becky as far as I used to be able to. I put it down to old age.....though I'm hoping all the bloody press up will mean I'll be able to carry her again without putting my back out.. I've got until January before our anniversary which it will be our 12th or 13th.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by ScottRadom View Post
                              Lost Boy, that is eerie!
                              Someone could make a film about it...two blokes in two different parts of the world, doing the same things at almost the same time, suddenly open holes in space...

                              ...though obviously not the ones they'd planned!!!

                              :headbutt:
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