The Tikki Pub

[lizcam Find all posts View Profile Close lizcam]

It's Billy's goat. He's got to be lonely with Billy gone and all, BTW, has anyone fed him lately?

[EldinTux Find all posts View Profile Close EldinTux]

It's Billy's goat. He's got to be lonely with Billy gone and all, BTW, has anyone fed him lately?

Dont goats eat anything? Just put something down it'll soon disappear :)

[wiccanpony Find all posts View Profile Close wiccanpony]

:shock:
that explains the rash of mini grass skirts the natives are sporting lately

[Mud Duck Find all posts View Profile Close Mud Duck]

:shock:
that explains the rash of mini grass skirts the natives are sporting lately

No. That was just me.

[lizcam Find all posts View Profile Close lizcam]

We know Duckie. You'll do anything to get up a skirt. The thing I can't figure is why the guys skirts have shortened as well........Anything you want to tell us?

[Highbulp Billy Find all posts View Profile Close Highbulp Billy]

We know Duckie. You'll do anything to get up a skirt. The thing I can't figure is why the guys skirts have shortened as well........Anything you want to tell us?

More importantly, would we want to hear it???

[lizcam Find all posts View Profile Close lizcam]

Anyone wanna buy me a bottle of the hard stuff? The ex got kicked out of his apartment last night and wants to move back in here and thanks to California law there isn't much I can do to stop him. I need strong drink. po'ed :wimper: :rant :censored :trust

[RogerB Find all posts View Profile Close RogerB]

You know my opinion of the Ex... *snip snip*

[EldinTux Find all posts View Profile Close EldinTux]

What law says he can move back in?

[waghorn41 Find all posts View Profile Close waghorn41]

I think it's called Arnie's Law - "I'll be back"

[lizcam Find all posts View Profile Close lizcam]

:ROFL

If we're married and he co-owns the house and there's no restraining order I can't keep him out. Has to do with community property.

[wiccanpony Find all posts View Profile Close wiccanpony]

and restraining orders are "only words on paper", get the spray just in case

[EldinTux Find all posts View Profile Close EldinTux]

I think it's similar here, technically I still half own my wifes house, so I could walk back in anytime. But she's welcome to it :) So when's the divorce Liz?

[lizcam Find all posts View Profile Close lizcam]

Very Very soon. Especially after this. I want to be done before March or April if I can. I'm sick of this half-way in between crap.

[wiccanpony Find all posts View Profile Close wiccanpony]

Drums beat, feet stamp in dance as the local natives rejoice in the coming of a new Cabana Boy.

Near by under silken open sided canopies, reposing in splendor are the High Priestess, Mamma Joy and the Witch, before them is the veteran cabana boy Waghorn on hands and knees a large wooden tray of edibles rests upon his bare back. From this tray the three women pick and chose morsels from the bounty of land, sky and sea.

As the Three eat and drink, they spy Rock coming down the beach from the docks dragging a struggling figure.........ahhh, perhaps this is the new Cabana Boy, but it is still far to make out who it is...........


“Quiet Wag, we’ll have none of your hysterical sobbing”