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  • Originally posted by knott47 View Post
    Christ, they all taste of monkey ****..........you haven't!
    You need to lick them twice to be able to tell which monkey last used them and organise them by largest primate first.

    And because of your constant whinging you are not allowed to look up the names or different types of monkey on the internet.
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    • If I were you I'd hurry up as well. All that monkey smell tends to make the monkeys rather... enthusiastic...
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      • time to er..shell the monkey nuts?
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        • Okay, so I guess Sleep Talking Man was correct in calling them monkey nuts. I don't think I have ever called them that though.
          The eyes!, the EYES!!

          ...tapping fingers impatiently...

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          • I don't really like nuts but I had heard about monkey nuts before. I assumed they were more like Brazil nuts though.
            "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area" - UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer
            "I think they should all be topless, they're just more fun that way" - Vegascat
            "I once hit a guy in the face with a crap" - NeatPete
            "The doctor put me on a course of placebos," said the lady in the straw hat. "But I don't take them. I'm saving them all up for a mock suicide attempt."
            "Unleash a rancid potpourri of lunacy!" - Games Workshop Website.
            "I used to be Sheogorath but I took an arrow to the knee."

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            • Brazil nuts - are they waxed ?
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              • Big difference between monkey nuts (peanuts) and Brazil nuts

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                "If you love something set it free. If it loves you it will come back for revenge" - From the Reaper Dark Maiden box.

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                • Interesting, had never heard of monkey nuts before.
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                  • Liz posted a thread about this very subject the other day.
                    The eyes!, the EYES!!

                    ...tapping fingers impatiently...

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                    • Must have missed that. I was still A Cabana Boy then so i must have been working hard, but now I am relieved of that burden so ill have more time.
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                      • Well, I think I finally have all the lights hung. Why did Liz want a re-creation of the Wizards of Winter house anyway?

                        Sheesh, I need a good stiff drink to warm me up. What's on tap?

                        Oh look! Monkey nuts!
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                        • You've still got the kitchen floor to scrub before a drink or two.....
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                          • But I'm Chief Cabana now! I'll get one of the lesser cabanas to lick the floor clean. I believe I've graduated to using toothbrushes.
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                            • Greetings! What can a lowly Cabana Boy expect from his first visit to the Tikki bar? Or is it safer not to ask? Gotta love the monkey nuts though, especially in bars that let you throw the shells on the floor!

                              Edit- just realised I'm a lowly goat herder and will be shown the back door immediately, sorry! (getting ideas above my station already!)
                              Last edited by Sparks; 30-01-2011, 09:57 am.

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                              • Pheeeeewww! Can any one smell goats?
                                "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area" - UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer
                                "I think they should all be topless, they're just more fun that way" - Vegascat
                                "I once hit a guy in the face with a crap" - NeatPete
                                "The doctor put me on a course of placebos," said the lady in the straw hat. "But I don't take them. I'm saving them all up for a mock suicide attempt."
                                "Unleash a rancid potpourri of lunacy!" - Games Workshop Website.
                                "I used to be Sheogorath but I took an arrow to the knee."

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