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  • #16
    :twisted: The Witch stands by Rock, sipping an island punch from a nautilus shell, her eyes narrow as Tux dons civilized clothes

    . “You are free Tux, but remember your next comp loss and you are mine, body and soul from moon rise to next moon rise

    “Now where is My Cabana Boy? ...... Rock with a tight look in his eyes, hands “Her” a black candle, drops of hot wax falls upon the sand......
    Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says " oh crap....she's awake!~

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    • #17
      Yippee! I'm free!! :woohoo:

      Now what do I do?

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      • #18
        Start with the dancing girls and work your way through them 'till you get to the tiger. I suggest you stop JUST before her though. She can be a bit rough.
        Keeper quote: "I've got 10 inches, here!!"

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        • #19
          Tuxie grabs a drink and head for the nearest girl - dodges round liz and then starts dancing the skimpy clad beauty behind her :P

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          • #20
            you may torment the new Cabana boy
            Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says " oh crap....she's awake!~

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            • #21
              Originally posted by wiccanpony
              you may torment the new Cabana boy
              Nyah nyah nyah :baeh you smell and your thong's on backwards!
              "...but sorry looks like a primary school project!" - my best review yet! :thumbsup:

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              • #22
                Originally posted by lizcam
                Start with the dancing girls and work your way through them 'till you get to the tiger. I suggest you stop JUST before her though. She can be a bit rough.
                Donna's alright really, she's like a ferrari just gotta know how to handle her or you can end up in hospital
                Shop at the Wampstore

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Darklord
                  Originally posted by lizcam
                  Start with the dancing girls and work your way through them 'till you get to the tiger. I suggest you stop JUST before her though. She can be a bit rough.
                  Donna's alright really, she's like a ferrari just gotta know how to handle her or you can end up in hospital
                  Not to mention sleek, curvy and very hard to keep up with
                  "...but sorry looks like a primary school project!" - my best review yet! :thumbsup:

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                  • #24
                    and drain all your money, and have re behinds
                    Shop at the Wampstore

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                    • #25
                      :P can we say high maintenance........vroooommmmm vroooommmmm

                      @ Billy....has Waghorn displeased you, have the Samoans drag him over to the Hut-of-Pain...........Liz ordered a whip made out of a yak penis she is dying to break in
                      Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says " oh crap....she's awake!~

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                      • #26
                        god, Can I never get away from yaks? No butter goddess here. I'm.......erm........The Coconut Goddess. You can make butter out of those, right?
                        Keeper quote: "I've got 10 inches, here!!"

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                        • #27
                          That depends on whose Coconuts they are

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by EldinTux
                            That depends on whose Coconuts they are ;)

                            :pervert

                            watch it..... Liz is High Priestess to Madame Pele, they could easily become toasted coconuts
                            Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says " oh crap....she's awake!~

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                            • #29
                              Ok Ok I apo... I apol nope cant say it so I guess I'm not Sorry :twisted:

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                              • #30
                                Tux likes to live dangerously
                                Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says " oh crap....she's awake!~

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