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    You couldn't make this **** up:

    http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141...alflow_twitter
    "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area" - UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer
    "I think they should all be topless, they're just more fun that way" - Vegascat
    "I once hit a guy in the face with a crap" - NeatPete
    "The doctor put me on a course of placebos," said the lady in the straw hat. "But I don't take them. I'm saving them all up for a mock suicide attempt."
    "Unleash a rancid potpourri of lunacy!" - Games Workshop Website.
    "I used to be Sheogorath but I took an arrow to the knee."

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    Awesome! Nice post!
    "Who needs weights? Animals don't lift weights, and animals are STRONG!"
    -Chuck "the Truck" Wallace

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    • #3
      wonder if the seals need glasses lol
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      • #4
        Should have gone to Specsavers?

        This one is also fairly amusing. Apparently someone paid 300 to have their constipated goldfish operated on to have the blockage removed. BBC News
        The Chilling Network - home of #nonstopwargaming :)

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