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I want to post about how scary that was but the upside down man in the garden says he'll make bad things happen if I do."We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area" - UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer
"I think they should all be topless, they're just more fun that way" - Vegascat
"I once hit a guy in the face with a crap" - NeatPete
"The doctor put me on a course of placebos," said the lady in the straw hat. "But I don't take them. I'm saving them all up for a mock suicide attempt."
"Unleash a rancid potpourri of lunacy!" - Games Workshop Website.
"I used to be Sheogorath but I took an arrow to the knee."
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