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Thread: worst joke in the world thread!

      
   
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    worst joke in the world thread!

    Ok so just for a bit of levity!!

    we all have really poor jokes some are so bad they are funny!

    lets have them here! bit of a giggle!!

    I will start!!

    What do cows watch at the cinema? Moovies!!

    oh its poor!

    Next!!

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    Paddy in Boston

    A guy walks into an art gallery trying to sell a picture.
    The proprietor asks:
    "What's the picture called?"
    "Paddy in Boston" the guy answers.
    "Who's the naked lady in the pic?"
    "Colleen"
    "And the guy?"
    "Sean"
    "But where's Paddy?"
    "In Boston"
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    HaHaHa very funny!! spat my coffee out!

    Paddy and Murphy on the front lines! suddenly a bomb drops by them!
    BOOOM!!!!
    once the dust settles Paddy can be heard " Murphy Murphy Im hit ive lost my legs"
    Murphy shouts back " its ok they are over here"

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    Priest, rabbi, mechanic, Bill Clinton and Michail Gorbatchev walk into a bar.

    The bartender looks at them and says: What is this? Some kind of a joke?
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    (just remembered we have a thread for this now...)

    a guy is getting baptised at the age of 59 and the priest asks:

    "Do you denounce Satan?"

    the guy asks the priest:

    "Are you baptising me or getting me divorced?"
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    2 flies on a cow patt!

    one Burps the other say "do you mind Im eating"

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    Bill Gates goes to purgatory.

    St. Peter says, "Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go".

    First, St. Peter shows Bill an image of Hell with beautiful women running on beaches. Then, St Peter shows Bill an image of Heaven with robed angels playing harps on clouds.

    Bill chooses Hell.

    About a week later, St. Peter checks in on Bill in Hell and finds him being whipped by demons.

    Bill says to St. Peter, "What happened to all the beautiful women and the beaches?"

    St. Peter replies, "That was just the screen saver."

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    an old lady and Sergio Ramos come to St.Peter at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter asks the old lady what she wants.
    she replies:
    "I've always been a good person, never done anyone any harm, so I'd like to come in."
    "Sure thing, go inside. And you young man?"
    " I came to fetch the ball"
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    here's one for you satanists:
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