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Darklord
05-03-2009, 07:59 PM
so just been asked to be bestman for my brother, was stand in father of the bride for my mother last week, my speeches must rock! maybe i should hire myself out!
only downside is the bestman is supposed to do the bridesmaid but this time the choice is the wife or a fat minger

lizcam
05-03-2009, 08:42 PM
Take the wife. Fewer complications.

Kester
05-03-2009, 08:52 PM
I read the first nine words three times and it didn't make sense then I realised that it said bestman NOT beastman.

wiccanpony
05-03-2009, 09:31 PM
no you were right the first time Kester, it's beartman..DL can't spell ;)

Hinton
05-03-2009, 09:47 PM
Congrats on being bestman, DL.

Boris
05-03-2009, 10:14 PM
I read it as Beastman to start with ;)

Darklord
05-03-2009, 11:53 PM
no you were right the first time Kester, it's beartman..DL can't spell ;)

seems im not the only one Donna

wiccanpony
06-03-2009, 12:00 AM
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

be sure to wear you formal dress horns b-e-a-s-t-m-a-n

EldinTux
06-03-2009, 12:27 AM
Now why did so many of us read Beastman?

wiccanpony
06-03-2009, 01:00 AM
it's Brett that's how

lizcam
06-03-2009, 04:01 AM
Because here in the States where we speak and spell properly we type it "best man" not bestman. Being gamers we would naturally add the "a" in there.

ScottRadom
06-03-2009, 05:58 AM
Yeah, you must be really good at giving speeches! Way to go I mean it's not just anyone who....... wait.....oh-oh.

You were the stand in father of the bride for your mother.....

making you... your own grandfather for a day.... which means.... yeah, thought so.

Nice work dummy! All major quantum theorists from Einstein to the dude who wrote TimeCop have spent MANY years explainign to us the dangerous of a temporal causality loop. But you just couldn't listen, could you! No, not Brett. Not mister "I wants to be me own Grand Dad for a day". Well done. Now when my Boy asks "Daddy, what's apocalypse mean?" I get to tell him that it's "In a couple weeks when A British dude who couldn't bother watching any one of the 800+ movie titles explaining the problems of tampering with the space time continium breaks the universe for us. Go to sleep now."

So thanks for that. Well done.

Jeesis. What's the speech gonna be? Or are you just going to blow a trumpet and climb on your giant white horse to take your place amongst the legion of souls for armageddon.

Again, well done. Think things though before you do this crap again please.

RogerB
06-03-2009, 08:46 AM
Because here in the States where we speak and spell properly we type it "best man" not bestman. Being gamers we would naturally add the "a" in there.

Actually I think it's just Brett. Most of us here also say best man.

@Scott It may be okay, I gave my mother away at her wedding in October. Mind you, my grandad was still there, just not able walk my mother to the alter.

ScottRadom
06-03-2009, 09:33 AM
Roger, you guys are playing with forces outside your grasp! It's like Donnie Darko!

Highbulp Billy
06-03-2009, 09:37 AM
Ok, only two things wrong with Brett being a best man...

1) the word "best"
2) the word "man"

:twisted:

Kester
06-03-2009, 10:29 AM
If you have broken Time you are in sooo much trouble. Semi - evolved monkeys messing with things they don't understand. Good grief, Mankind, didn't you learn anything from the Atlanta incident in 2017.


I have said too much.

Darklord
06-03-2009, 03:57 PM
scott, my grandfather actaully ceased to exist before i was born so maybe your theory is correct. we wont get into the fact that my brother is marrying his step-sister....

lizcam
06-03-2009, 03:58 PM
Erm.........I know Englan is small but.........Step sister? I guess it's not so bad but didn't they grow up together?

matty1001
06-03-2009, 04:02 PM
So you going to get your Banjo out at this wedding then Brett?

Peace and love...